A digital illustration of the webmaster's (idealised) body, a white transmasculine sort of skinny figure standing and holding up a V sign with their left hand, with cat-like features including ears and a tail, black hair covering their eyes and bodyhair covering their chest, stomach (specifically a happy trail), arms and legs. He is wearing a dark cropped top with an open short-sleeved button up over it, mid-lenght cargo shorts with a belt and steel toed boots. They have accesories which include a pendant necklace and snake bite piercings.
Pixel graphic in the center of the screen of an old CRT tv with an antenna, the screen only showing black and white static.

THE WIRES WONT CONNECT

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